Are you sure the solution is pie?

Whew! I may be all bad!ficced out for the day.

Links to the completed bad!fic ficlets, written in comments:

So Gay For That Guy
Xander and Riley fangirl that hot guy on Leverage -- for menomegirl

Kind of Like a Clown Car
Spike becomes an exotic dancer for extra dosh -- for miriam_heddy

Ponies in Play, Part 1 & Part 2
emo!cutting Hot-Topic-loving Harry with Don Juan!Ron and secretly-stupid Hermione, as Hagrid's Sparkling Pony figures -- for stoney321

Boop boop boop!

Happy April Fool's Day!

May all the fooling be done by you, and not to you.

*hides adis723 in the attic with a supply of delicious cold sodas and a plate of s'mores*

Any prompts for bad!fic? I thought of writing a "Xander is straight, zomg!" ficlet but hobviously it would have been a big old joke-a-roo you all saw coming from a mile away. So I figure we'll just chuck the fooling, and get straight to the silly. Gimme a prompt, a pairing, a character, sumfink, and I'll see what I can do in the way of drabbles or ficlets -- I'll complete what I can by the day's end, so unfortunately no promises that I'll do each and every one, but hey, bad!fic for all!

Oh, and whoops -- can you leave prompts at LJ so I can have 'em all in one place? Comments are disabled here. :) Thank you!