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My first Daily Deviant fic is up! I'm hoping to use the DD challenges to write short fics (which for me at present means under5K). So I topped it off a little at 5,175 words -- I'm still calling it a win!

For now I'll link to the DD post to keep comments in one place. At some point I'll archive the fic in this entry as a back up copy for just-in-cases.

Title: Clean and Filthy
Author: EntreNous (entrenous88)
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Costumes
Other Warnings: Cross-Dressing
Word Count: 5,175
Summary/Description: After failing to kill Dumbledore and fleeing with Snape, Draco finds himself in the middle of quite a mess.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to lesyeuxverts, who prodded me out of a kink-slump with a timely suggestion.


( FIC: Clean and Filthy (Snape/Draco, NC-17) )



I have to post links or just reposts of my HP Cross Gen and Ownficfest fics later as well. Mustrememberthat. And finish this other thing which is nearly finished, thank fuck, because good lord it's taken me forever. And for those keeping track at home, a proper NaBloPoMo entry cometh this evening @ LJ.

A head cold began to hit me on the way back from DC, and it's now morphed into an awful chest thingy (though obviously not as bad as Harry's chest monster, thank goodness). My lungs hurt, and I can't seem to stay awake for more than four or five hours altogether.

But if travel did bring on the cold, it was completely worth the trip.

I'm hoping to update in greater detail about the fabulous slashy fangirl weekend retreat in DC at venturous1's place later. But for now suffice to say Mr. Nous has heard lots about:

( briefest of brief run-downs )

Title: Daddy's Girl
Author: EntreNous (entrenous88)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry Potter/Lily Luna Potter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Everyone knows Lily is Daddy's girl.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: highlight to read **Incest. Underage. Tattoo and Piercing Kink. Note: Ginny is seventeen when explicit sexual interaction happens.**
Word Count: 7,493 words
Author's Notes: Written especially forthilia, who today posted the hottest fanart I've seen in ages -- Lily's Body. Go check it out. It is excellent (and incestuous, obviously). And it inspired a 7,000+ word fic (written in a few hours, good gravy) from someone (yours truly) who has had endless trouble writing of late. So there you go. If you read/view, look back and forth a bit, because some of the small details in that fanart inspired developments in this story (mmmm, tattoos...). Ahem. This frantic fic was read through for egregious errors by the wonderful torino10154. If this story featured a regular couple, the story would only be smutty; as it is Harry Potter and his daughter, it is filthydirtybadwrong, and you shouldn't read it unless you like that sort of thing (in which case, here, have a delicious cookie as well). Oh, and the link goes to my ElJay.


( FIC: Daddy's Girl (Harry/Lily, NC-17) )

Want a bagel badly.

Internet connection still completely spotty. Am going on IM clients in defiance of said spottiness. Will now stop writing like telegram.

Lied.

May hit people up for beta-reading later. *bats eyelashes in advance*

Because I can!

The "You Should Write..." Meme!
my thread here

Woke up this morning with a stiff neck, owie. I have a backlog of updates about fun family visits (Mr. Nous's family, which was why it was fun!), new projects, & etc., but I will get to that when it doesn't hurt quite so much to sit in this computer chair.

Hope you all are having lufferly weekends!

Title: Kissing Convenience
Author: EntreNous (entrenous88)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Viktor Krum
Rating: PG
Summary: Neville finds himself pressed into helping Viktor Krum at a wedding or three.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Word Count: 5,968 words.
Author's Notes: Written for the 30 Days of Neville at xnevillelovingx. I'm late posting for my actual day, but I hope as this story can stand as one of the contributions for Day 29. Thanks to darkhavens for the encouragement. The link goes to the fic at my LJ.


( Kissing Convenience (Viktor/Neville, PG, 1/1) )

I need to write my 30 Days of Neville fic, and I'm flitting around from pairing to pairing, idea to idea...

Anyone have any Neville-focused prompts for me? Pairings, words, images, scenarios? I'll likely only choose one (or two) but any prompts would be a huge, huge help at this stage.

Consolidating prompts to LJ for ease of poking at them.

Title: Ron Weasley and the Forgotten Boyfriend
Author: EntreNous (entrenous88)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy; background Ginny/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ron Weasley has forgotten something very important. Now if only he could remember exactly what it was. Fortunately, or not so fortunately, he has Draco Malfoy to help him put the pieces together.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Word Count: 15,900 words total -- for Part Two, 6,778 words.
Author's Notes: Written for the rd_challenge in the Humor category (see challenge masterlist here). Thanks so much to icanhaspancake for her modly organization and her patience. Profuse thanks go to katekat1010 for her beta-reading of this fic though it's not a fandom we (currently!) share.


Read Part One here.


( FIC: Ron Weasley and the Forgotten Boyfriend (Ron/Draco, NC-17, 2/2 - *complete*) )

Title: Ron Weasley and the Forgotten Boyfriend
Author: EntreNous (entrenous88)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy; background Ginny/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ron Weasley has forgotten something very important. Now if only he could remember exactly what it was. Fortunately, or not so fortunately, he has Draco Malfoy to help him put the pieces together.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Word Count: 15,900 words total -- for Part One, 9,127 words.
Author's Notes: Written for the rd_challenge in the Humor category (see challenge masterlist here). Thanks so much to icanhaspancake for her modly organization and her patience. Profuse thanks go to katekat1010 for her beta-reading of this fic though it's not a fandom we (currently!) share.


( FIC: Ron Weasley and the Forgotten Boyfriend (Ron/Draco, NC-17, 1/2) )

Whoops! Sorry if you saw an entry that no longer exists here. I just deleted it as I didn't intend for it to show on InsaneJournal.

FYI, I think I'm going back to posting only fic here at IJ. RL and discussion sorts of entries don't seem to interest anyone who presumably looks at my posts on this service. No one whose rl entries I've commented on with some regularity in the past here at IJ comments much on mine. So there seems little point posting content here just for the sake of replicating the entry itself when I get more engagement at other journaling services.

As an extension of this, I'll probably end up restricting my comments/reading here at InsaneJournal to fic and fanart entries only from now on. Otherwise I doubt I'll have much fun commenting on your rl or discussion entries when there's so little reciprocity.

Feel free to make any adjustments to my status on your reading list/filters/whatever you think necessary.

So if you want talk about writing, general fandom blather/squee/analysis, and the adventures of my exciting life and times (so exciting, whut!), you'll find that content on my Livejournal or Dreamwidth accounts (same username -- entrenous88 -- at both of those services). Thanks.

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The idea that the internet would be working here on Tuesday was perpetrated by a lying liar who lies.

Never mind that. I'm online now, catching up with pretty much everything, so you can bet if you posted something important, I missed it. Feel free to link me to fic or meta or just pictures of your bunny rabbit in the comments (scratch that -- especially pictures of your bunny rabbit, pls). And thanks to all who offered supportive huzzahs on the moving front -- probably won't answer those comments because my life is still in boxes, but ♥

More updates to follow when I've got some more stuff finished and when I'm not feeling like I absolutely positively need to sleep for a week.

Yay for not having to move again for an entire year!

I've managed to finagle the internet/cable/phone being shut off in current place and turned on at the new place the day before the official move.

We've been told it's okay for us to come in and out the day before the official move. So though I'll be running back and forth between the two places, and will now have to hang out at the new place for a few hours in hopes the service guy gets there when he said he would, theoretically there will be like zero interruption in online service.

\o/

Today and tomorrow are the last days to vote for Humor Fics at rd_challenge, the Ron/Draco challenge fest. The voting closes tomorrow at midnight (U.S. Central time).

( cut for Ron/Draco banner of smexiness )

Next genre up: romance! *makes fisticuffs, then kissy noises*

( cut for slightly icky cat stuff )

I was going to put a movie on in the background while doing stuff today, only to find that Mr. Nous had packed up all the DVDs. "But Hot Fuzz!" I cried out when I realized what he'd done. :(

It is grey and rainy and all I want to do is nap. But I have another overdue fic to finish (yes, yes, I know, I was just talking about one a few days ago, but this is a different one. And I'll be talking about another a few days hence -- please accept this delightful bouquet of packaging paper, sharpies, and bubble wrap as compensation). I must get it done today if I don't want to aggravate the mods beyond the point of no return, and of course I have to do, hey, you guessed it because you are psychic, more packing.

I got rid of a whole garbage bag full of kitchen/baking items today. No more completely unusable muffin tins for me! To celebrate, I made muffins. In a bread pan. Yes.

I have something important I'm working on tonight, and I have just sputtered. to. a full. stop. Someone rev me back up, pls.

The rd_challenge is still going on! Right now humor fics are posting, with four stories so far.

( cut for Ron/Draco banner of awesomeness )

Read funny Ron/Draco fics here! Enjoy, vote, feedback, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! Get down tonight!

Anyone want an invite for Dreamwidth?

I have three invite codes, available first-come, first-serve.

I would make a great character for a childrens' puppet show.

puppet!Entre: Hey, I know where I will put this huge full cup of water -- right on the edge of my desk!
children: Noooooo, Entre, don't, it'll spill, don't put it there!
puppet!Entre: Now that I have dispatched the water in an admirable fashion, I shall forget where I have placed it, and begin to flail about!
children: Nooooooooooooooooo! You'll hit the cup and it will spill! Hahahahaha, nooooo!
puppet!Entre: *flails, cavorts, romps, gambols, all while checking email*
children: Watch out! Hahahaha!
puppet!Entre: *frolics mindlessly then smashes hand against cup, sending the full contents flying in a beautiful arc all over the desk and carpet*
children: *shriek with horrified/delighted laughter*
puppet!Entre: WHAT? Who put that there? >:(

In completely related news, after packing more books this morning, I spent three hours at the laundromat washing, drying, and folding many sets of sheets! I am d-o-n-e done for the night!

I keep meaning to post something exciting and entertaining, or at least of an update-y nature.

But mostly what I have to say is that I am surrounded by boxes and need more tape.

Send tape!

Hey, so it's Saturday, and you know you're looking to read some fanfic.

Check out the rd_challenge fest, happening right now. It's an anonymous fest promoting Ron/Draco deliciousness. The angst category has just finished posting, so you have until tonight midnight central to read and vote on that set of stories.



Next up will be the categories of humor and romance, which will each have their own voting periods as well.

Ron/Draco. Aaaaangst! Go read, feedback, and vote!

darkershadeof asked for Spike, Xander, and horses (but not that way with the horses). I hope this is horsey enough for you! 100 words exactly.

( FIC: Ranch Action (Spike/Xander, R, drabble) )